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Jingle Balls [America x Male!Reader]

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"Alfred...what the fuck are you doing?"


Extended Ending:

[Name] watched in disbelief as his boyfriend of several months, Alfred, shook his crotch from side to side, the tune of Jingle Bells playing with each sway of his hips. The American smiled at him widely, his ocean blue eyes and pearly white teeth twinkling with merriment. He stopped his movements and stood up from his crouching position, running a hand through his golden blond hair. "Dude! Those boxers you gave me for Christmas are musical! Watch!" 

Immediately Alfred resumed his crouching position and shook his crotch, the tune of Jingle Bells playing once more. [Name] sighed and shook his head, a fond smile spreading across his lips. The smile was soon gone, however, when Alfred suddenly lurched up, Florida flapping while the last and highest note of the song rang throughout the room. 

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"...I have the weirdest boner right now."
So...I saw the newest Kmart boxer commercial and the first thought that came to mind was "Alfred, what the fuck?" XD 

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ChickWithTheHips's avatar
*falls face flat on floor* Alfred....plz....stahp.


Btw good story